Love Test

They say that if you want to know who loves you more, your wife or your dog, there's a test you can give them:

First, lock both of them in the trunk of your car for an hour......Then, open the trunk and see who is happier to see you.

Hello?  Hello? Anyone there?

I still love you!

After administering the test, it appears Charlie loves me more.

*Pictures of wife not available.